J.R. - Groundskeeper, Boss Bitch & Cuban Russian American Icon

Aliases: Tommy T, Jim Beef, Papa New York, Big Steppa, Jimmy 5 times, randalpho, hatfather, cainetrain, housefucker, James Alison Randall

Height: 5ft 2in

Species: Human

Age: 82 years old (claims) (actually 101)

Role: Fixer

Affiliations: Hat.com, Caine Crew, United Nations, The AntiFederali's, orkesh gun runners, MamaMiti Jamimi, Andy, Castle Ponya and Vainiav inhabitants, chain gang, gulag gang, Vagos, Hells angels, Cuban Federales, the little men, prune force 1, heavenly father jesus christ

Items: Blessed leaf blower, pitch fork, machete, combat knife, flame thrower, tool belt,

Magic: dark and water : for blood magic

Occupation(s): Groundskeeper of castle Ponya, CEO of Hat.com, Floor manager of senior buns, Head surgeon at the Ganymede Central ER, Manager of the Achilles's Nightclub, substitute police chief

"a boy my age has got to keep busy"

Relatives:

GrandMother — Ruth Randal
GrandFaher — Robert Randal
Mother — Sprite In A Can
Father — Beef David
Niece — Jane Randal

On a cold winter night in 2005, The day James was born, his father duct taped him to the gas pedal and wheel of the family wagon, and had him drive them home to display his maniless out of the womb. James crashed immediately and was the only survivor.

He grew up a homeless drifter in New York, learning the way of the streets and making his way up the social pyramid using the help of the local library.

Jazz producer in new york, turned famous Scatman

He volunteered as a resistance fighter in support of Cuba during the Cuban Uprising, after finding out his close friend Osvaldo had been abducted by Russian forces.

These forces had an experimental freeze ray and James was frozen at the bottom of this chamber.

Upon awakening James' memory was fragmented and he became incapable of remembering, and correctly seeing many things, including his age, nationality, perception of entities, and other important things.